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I love you and everything but get off my dog

Aug 26 '14
twitterthecomic:

"Look, son! I built a time machine!"
Dad, you just put some glow sticks on the minivan.
*dad pulls a gun*
"Get in the fucking time machine."— Big Money Rowlf (@iRowlf) May 10, 2013

twitterthecomic:

Aug 26 '14
"Breathe. It’s only a bad day, not a bad life."
Johnny Depp (via enemaroberts)

(Source: aerosteonunsoyu)

Aug 26 '14
prismatoid:

Life is full of difficult decisions. 

prismatoid:

Life is full of difficult decisions. 

Aug 26 '14

(Source: wadamelen)

Aug 26 '14

(Source: knightscrest)

Aug 26 '14
"I will not be your “sometimes”."
Six Word Story #2 (via whispersofstardust)
Aug 26 '14

hidenagachika:

holy shiit holyyy shiittt

Aug 26 '14

getyourspoons:

The café scene.

Aug 26 '14

(Source: totalarianalive)

Aug 26 '14

disowns:

i wish i had friends i could just call up at like 2am and be like “lets chill or go for a walk” and they would do it

Aug 26 '14

(Source: senerii)

Aug 26 '14
Aug 26 '14
im-serious-guys:

marthemacabre:

heithel:

fannibleh:

uobyugit:

not my family bitch

why am i crying

“Stay away of my territory”

THERE’S THE BANANA GUY


He saw the other post

im-serious-guys:

marthemacabre:

heithel:

fannibleh:

uobyugit:

not my family bitch

why am i crying

“Stay away of my territory”

THERE’S THE BANANA GUY

He saw the other post

(Source: 4gifs)

Aug 26 '14

marthemacabre:

reckless-emotions:

gaylucifer:

Sometimes I forget that people on the Internet are actually real people. Like the guy scanning your bananas at Walmart could be the guy who sends you anon hate.

damn you banana man

WHERE’s the banana guy?….

Aug 26 '14

ofpousseys:

"you’re so full of yourself" no i had a lot of insecurites and a low self esteem which i worked extremely hard to overcome and now i realize that im awesome and i dont care if you think otherwise